Questions You Didn’t Ask: A Lighthearted Look at the Church

Dear Country Preacher,

I was talking to a friend recently, and he sits in front of the church.  Everyone stares at him.  He said that he does is so that he can hear and see better.  I sit with everyone else in the back.  I don’t like to make a spectacle of myself.  Do you think it is better to sit in front of the church, in order to hear more clearly, or in back of the church to show humility? 

Sincerely, 

Logistically Challenged.

Dear Mr. Challenged,

I think it is best to sit inside of the church.

 

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